But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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