Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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