I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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