Just fell off a train. Bad.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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