I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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