We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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