so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
