White coat. Heels.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
What a dumb baby whore.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Randomize
