what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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