just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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