Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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