It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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