brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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