She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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