how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
high people should be assigned attendants
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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