Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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