I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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