I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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