I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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