he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
if only i could text you this smell
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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