i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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