I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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