Fuck appropriateness.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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Never let your siblings swipe right.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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