i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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