Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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