The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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