Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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