They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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