I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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