Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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