I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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