good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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