Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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