No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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