the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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