when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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