Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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