How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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