its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
did i walk over a car last night?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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