Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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