I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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