Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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