i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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