I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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