Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
