yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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