I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night