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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

  (719): View more from Colorado

  she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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  are you serious?

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• (315): View more from New York

  He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.

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• (714): View more from California

  i perioded on his leg

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  on. his. leg.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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