I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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