I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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