You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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