Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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