That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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