you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
