actually, I'm a sock model
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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