playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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